Speaking of things I thought were a parody... have you seen this? 100% real.

I wish the search was by email address, I have a ridiculously common name.

The only thing I got out of that video was “how is that white guy’s face normal looking when he’s so GD fat?” I’m shallow that way.

You read my mind. Also, Pern and Chronicle of Amber.

Now tell us about your daily bowel movement.

This is within my attention span. Thanks.

More like Idjit Pai.

The kid that plays Andy looks like he’s grown a foot since the series started. Not a literal foot, 12 inches. Shut up.

Bad break-up, huh?

That looks absolutely gorgeous. Wow, those colors.

Sounds interesting and I love Grillo but fuck Mel Gibson. I hope they find someone else.

Kind of off topic but... way back when, we finally got a drive-thru Filipino food place in San Diego. Pancit for me all day long.

Maybe this will lessen the guilt of being a Keurig user:

Trump tweeted that trans military members will be banned from serving. That prompted an “investigation”. He tweets shit about a company and their stock drops. Kelly’s an asshole for ignoring the importance of twitter since it’s our president’s preferred mode of communication.

He’s Aquarius, the cut off for Capricorn is January 20. #UselessKnowledge

Genius, I never would have figured that out. Thanks.

Yeah, they barely took a bite out of Burke... er, Dr Owens.

I was already looking forward to watching this episode and then I saw Danny Fucking Trejo’s name. Yessssssss.

Maybe he got killed for having sex with hot mom.

Those damn dogs just killed a building full of people but they apparently kept their appetite just to enjoy Bob. I knew he was going to die, he was just too good for this world but yeah, did they really need to show the dogs slurping him up?