I loved how pro-#TrumpCup tweets interpreted the thousands of mocking-#TrumpCup tweets as liberals throwing a tantrum. Their celebration of stupidity as victory is so quintessential Trump.

That was excellent! Now call me a “cuck”.

This will certainly dampen the mood at Trump U’s homecoming festivities this year.

It’s nice that they stay in touch.

I don’t know why, but I just knew. I knew I wanted to make pictures better…

that’s quite a pretty penny as the United Kingdom continues its age of austerity

Barcode’s post ranks with “you’re just jealous” on the lame bullshit scale.

Million Dollar Extreme’s comedy is known for being provocative with commentary on societal tropes

My theory is Republicans fear Godzilla.

There was a time, back when America was great, when states had the legal authority impose forced sterilization on social undesirables. I wonder if Trump knows about that precedent, too.

And still no tax returns.

What else would you wear when sitting in a golden chair?

spit humanity-saving ink out of their cute little starfish feet

When I see these vintage recipes I think about the creative team behind them. The unsung heroes who must sample each horrible rendition as the recipe is tuned, abominable failure after abominable failure until, finally, they have the vainglorious confidence to tell their Hellman’s Mayonnaise corporate overlords “This!…

This reminds me of Shelley Duvall’s elegant dinner party in 3 Women.

It had better be an entire Justice League. Tammy Duckworth. Elizabeth Warren. Al Franken. Whoever it is needs to resolve to do the work publicly over the next four years so we don’t end up with another weak slate of candidates again.

Oh, mother of all fucks! It’s like a clown’s Christmas this year.

I’m watching MDE videos right now because they are a thing, apparently. From what I can determine Alt-Right humor is for conservatives who consider themselves too cool for Larry the Cable Guy.

Trump’s inaugural parade is going to be the best.

YAY! That will show those Washington insiders.