There is a joke here about Madonna having ink on her hands but I can’t quite work it through..

It’s 2016 and people are still trying to make Joey happen.

Ted Bundy could have used this guy on his defense team.

Trump TV is a certainty regardless of the election outcome. Trump’s pre-campaign TV value is forever destroyed. He must create either Trump.tv to keep his punchable mug in front of the people or PresidentTrump.tv to get his lunatic ravings directly to the people without having to go through the major media.

As a nominal Catholic I was always fascinated by the tracts published by Jack Chick and Tony Alamo. I was equally disappointed that despite spending 12 years in parochial schools I was never once approached to join any of the conspiratorial organizations I read about. What about me, Monsignor Burns? Wasn’t I good…

Does he have the confident economy of motion of Dinesh D’Souza’s side eye?

It’s also a term Nancy Grace uses for cannibal mothers of preschoolers.

Am I alone in under no circumstances wanting to be underneath Kanye’s flying platform?

Don’t hate them because they’re shallow.

I can tell it is supposed to be art by the way it leaves me totally unmoved.

It gets worse.

I bet it has something to do with firing missiles at those Five Pillars of Islam Trump heard about.

Sovereign Citizens by definition are already Constitutional law experts. They don’t need lawyers.

For the dead, it cost £1 in first class and 2s 6d in third.

Was Larry Sinclair busy?*

Whereas Trump would have made North Korea open a restaurant. And Kim Jong Il would have been placed in charge of handing out advertising fliers in Kim Il-sung Square. And if the opening day receipts did not meet Trump’s expectations then no humanitarian aid for ol’ North Korea. No sirree! I would not want to be Kim…

The Bottom Line and the Lone Star Cafe were the only two bars at which I felt comfortable hanging out.

Preferably on a rental.