Oh, that's a sucky week.

Yuck. Sounds like a shady dude.

I would check with your state's housing department/attorney general's office, but with the details you provided, here is what I can gather/think of.

Guys—truth time. I have been single and sex-less for about 6.5 years now.

I have...so many thoughts! Here are the two that I find myself capable of articulating, aside from my primary reaction of

But privately, she said the violence the kids had expressed was off-putting. She wanted the camp to focus on team-building activities.

That thing with the cerebrospinal fluid in that one episode of Fringe. A lot of things on this list fall in the realm of, "No, we can't do it yet...but what if we could?" Because that's science fiction. I loved Fringe and could get behind the ridiculousness of most of the stuff. But that bullshit with the CSF and the…

Actually, Stewart ended up at Alderson in WV. She wanted Danbury, but they were worried it was too accessible by the media.

So despite his string of summer internships, his fraternity connections, and his obviously wealthy and influential father, he couldn't find a job. Basically what this tells me is that he is either a horrible person or terrible at his job. Probably both. At least his father isn't giving him his entire trust fund? The…

Right? The bedroom is arguably Blanche's most favorite room in the house.

ALL THE NIPPLES.

I think I have Linkin Park CDs from high school and college. What?!

We don't need to order special shoe sizes... ever.

I fully admit that I don't like being asked for cash. I am pretty broke-ish, so sometimes I only have about $10-15 to spend on a gift (especially true at Christmas, when I'm buying for multiple people). That $15 in cash looks pretty paltry and makes me feel weird, but with that $15 I can also buy some fun stuff on…

When Clara is all, "GAWD, why won't you just stay in this pile, you stupid yellow baby?" I lost it. Laughing, crying, awwing, all of it. It was the best. Made even bester by the fact that the ducklings eventually joined the kitty cuddle pile.

That's so nutty. I love it. I love that there have got to be multiple jobs that exist solely to keep this stuff straight.

The princess rules are confusing. I think I have this right:

Delayed sleep phase disorder!

I saw this on CNN earlier today. I mean, this "friend" seems pretty scuzzy himself. But still, this seems pretty gross to me:

I have a sort of forehead/eyebrow scar. Apparently when I was just a toddler I tripped and smacked my head on the cement floor at my dad's business. Now there's a little scar that's hardly noticeable except for the fact that I don't have any eyebrow there.