Joke joke butterface, nice rear end, joke joke

No, we’re all driving minivans this time.

Alleged ACARS report for the flight:

Thank God someone said it. I was too afraid that the transmissions would come attack me in my sleep.

C’mon guys, automotive assassin and no Ford Mustang jokes? You guys are slipping!

I think there are actually 6 wheels. It looks like a shell placed over a motorcycle. Those front wheels don’t look like they sit on the ground firmly and rotate the same way the read does. I'd guess the 4 wheels up front are more like training wheels on a bicycle.

XJ. I can’t believe all of the other BS answers on here. Everything else is a copy if some Jeep model.

Yes please! Can I pay with pints of Maple Syrup?

Fail.

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His Mustang was in the shop being repaired after a horrific accident involving 38 pedestrians.

How about Jalopnik TV!

I'm hoping (dreaming) that they find a way to make a decent pass-through design where you can remove rear seats and rear firewall to extend the bed similar to the Avalanche.

Mopar is so Metal.