One does.

A tongue in cheek joke... When you are in the flare (raising the nose just before touchdown in an airliner in order to arrest your descent rate), it shouts “retard, retard” referring to the thrust levers.

This is literally if Donald Trump was a car.

Please stop with the “it worked there, so it should work everywhere,” as far as bike / walk friendliness goes. I live in a city of 150K in Oregon which destroyed its downtown in several easy moves:

Now this is a Volkswagen Rabbit.

The backstory to this custom Camaro can be found on Jezebel with the title: “Evil boyfriend causes sweet young lady to get calluses on her hands from hammer”

Have you even driven a modern automobile?

Stopped reading at “weight does not matter.”

Sorry I’ll turn in me Jalopnik Secret Decoder Ring on my way out

No.

I think racing is worth it, in the same way I think small-scale potters are worth it. My gut says the EPA agrees...

You sure?

It's weird to be slightly relieved at a life-threatening defect.

Am I the only one that notices a trend with Jalopnik writers, where they seem totally unprepared to things or completely irresponsible, fuck it all up, and then go “Well, now I know for the future! Don’t do this!” as if that somehow makes their actions somehow acceptable, since they admit fault and then tell everyone…

It looks like a dog dragging it’s ass across the carpet.

Clearly doesn’t translate that well, but describing someone as very County in the UK describes wealthy people that live in places like Gloucestershire and like horse riding, fox hunting and other posh outdoor pursuits. Oh and they almost always drive Range Rovers preferrably old ones as the new ones are too gaudy for…