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Jonathan Franzen is so far up his own butthole he’s about to create a singularity

I appreciate you love your friends (or at least respect your friend’s guests) and I love the intention behind this post, but the jewellery here is remarkably unexceptional. I have better statement necklaces (costume, I’m not bragging about some incredible expensive bling) that I wear to walk my dog. I would love to…

Knew these would come in handy.

Yeah, the word "organic" is not being defined well here. Phthalates are not organic in the common meaning of the word — they are not naturally produced by organisms in the natural world. But phthalates are organic in the way chemists use the word, because they contain carbon atoms.

a phthalate is not organic.

I'm recently divorced and living alone for the first time ever. It's AMAZING. My ex husband was super critical and I am experiencing freedom like I've never known.

LOL no I live in Atlanta and my rent is 1,200 for a one bedroom GET ON MY LEVEL

I love this webcomic! The info is actually useful and the way it's presented is fun but real - she covers all of the pros and cons of the toys reviewed and even covers some fairly serious issues like consent. I also love that she draws all different body types and pairings.

Erika is AMAZING. I loved her back when she had her based-on-her-life webcomic DAR! and Oh Joy Sex Toy is her at her finest. It's funny, sweet and very informative. I've bought a few things based on her reviews and she's almost spot on with every one. My favorite is the vibrating alarm clock.

I don't need the clothes, but you can bet your sweet ass I just bought this mug. Needless to say, my work day just got a little more flawless.

Fuck college. I should've pursued dancing and auditioned to be one of Bey's dancers. :(

This is why war rhetoric gets so dangerous in health care. Every disease is not a "battle", every illness is not an enemy waiting to be conquered. I work on issues related to end-of-life care and advance care planning and our culture's obsession with avoiding death drives me crazy. By denying the role of death in…

I don't know why any men would apply when this was tailor-made for Mark.

I'd like to see more unique content created for/by Jezebel - it feels like the majority of content is just bringing our attention to things other people/websites have written/posted, without a lot of original analysis attached to the post.

I'd love to see at least 1 Ask an Expert every month. And not a sex expert or a sex worker or a sex anything, but science, medicine, the arts, engineering, space, all of that stuff. There's so little of that on Jezebel and I think it could be very helpful.