Totally the start of a superhero movie where a power surge in this thing creates a supervillian.

Searching the internet for time travelers...what a crock!

Why not go straight to this?

> The distressed character is accompanied by a blank speech bubble, presumably containing the phrase necessary to appease the drone and receive his package undamaged.

But are drones attracted to Shoo-fly Pie?

> ...it’s likely these numbers have improved overall since 2012, thanks largely to the Affordable Care Act...

The solution is to get people be disgusted by the concept of eating or grinding up an endangered species. Disgust is a basic and strong human emotion. Emotions are always far more motivating than logic.

I’d agree with this though, as the last 20 times I was in TrU as an adult (with kids) I spent a good 10-15 minutes wandering around, not finding an employee, thinking “where the f**k is the [something] aisle?”. A search engine is far superior!

Those lucky bastards up in first class seem pretty safe.

Intercontinental passenger missile (ICPM).

Great interview, Matt. Waiting for the subdomain “PaleoCultish” to come out.

> Advertisements from a company called Worryfree promise a convenient all-in-one lifestyle where you can live where you work, with meals provided by the company, but it’s really just slavery with better marketing.

[Caveman band in the corner starts playing bone and antler-based instruments]

Hippos that crave the white, eh?

Although you could get someone to wear this in Vegas today (might cost you):

11) Let all the suckers buy new from Amazon et. al. then when they’re bored of that product in 6 months, you buy it off them for 1/3 retail on Craigslist! Barely used, assembled, and proven quality (it wasn’t returned). Best tip!

But... one ounce of antimatter has the explosive force of more than ten thousand cobalt bombs.