It is time to bring this problem out of the shadows, and unite in search of a solution.
This is a serious condition that has been suffered silently by men around the world. A secret shame that can ruin your health and destroy your social life….
Oh, wait, you said disc rot.
Never mind.

Wire, briar, limber lock.
Three geese in a flock.
One flew East
One flew West
And one flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Does anybody here remember Sarah Lynn? Remember when she said that we would meet again some sunny day?

There was a young man from Stamboul,
Who soliloquized thus to his tool:
"You took all my wealth
and you ruined my health,
and now you won't pee, you old fool."
- Kurt Vonnegut

Dr Katz

I may have to go to Chicago tomorrow…..That is when the remastered Phantasm is playing there.

There is a legend about Emperor Norton that states
"During the 1860s and 1870s, there were occasional anti-Chinese demonstrations in the poorer districts of San Francisco. Riots, sometimes resulting in fatalities, took place. During one incident, Norton allegedly positioned himself between the rioters and their…

About 4 or 5 years ago I ran a service call at a 14 screen movie theater in the Jamestown Mall north of St. Louis. I was fascinated by the place, huge and mostly empty, populated by a few small local shops. The people I spoke to there were friendly and cautiously hopeful of it's survival. The mall was barely hanging…

I am so sorry to hear of this. He was around before I showed up at the AVC, and a lot more active here. The few times we interacted he was intelligent and engaging. My deepest condolences to Opera Punk, to his family and friends, and to all who knew him. He is, and will be missed.

"Sixty Minutes of deep cuts" sounds like Mike Wallace and Morley Safer in a knife fight.
And yeah, the Monkees are often greatly underrated. I remember the show when it was on it's first run. Despite all the bullshit pseudo-nostalgia for the 60's indulged in by people who didn't live through them, it was really a…

The National Lampoon did a bit about great, non-existent double features, and my favorite was "Head" and "Shaft" described as featuring "Peter Torque and Dick Roundtree".

Tiny Johnson sounds like it should be the name of Trumps' running mate.

A really sweet little movie that I enjoy greatly. And , it has Bert Parks singing "Here she is, Your Komodo Dragon".

If you can find it, check out the hilarious and wonderfully weird "Poor White Trash". https://www.youtube.com/wat… Devane plays a shady lawyer, Sean Young is batshit as usual, it and it really captures the ambiance of southern Illinois

Would this make a good double feature with Cronenberg's Shivers?

Needs more John Entwhistle.

I was actually eating popcorn when LeVondrius said "And now nobody gets popcorn!"

I saw Phantasm in the theater, and for years after (in those days before cable and VCR's or DVDs) no one would believe it existed when I told them about. So happy to see it appreciated today.

If I were to ever seize power in some kind of paramilitary coupe and declare myself Generalissimo Extravaganza  of earth or something, I would make that design the official symbol of my empire, and wear that pin on my hat.