Yep.

One of the NASA people are already on that.

That poor fucking kid. He must’ve been so proud of what he made and to have his efforts met with such racist suspicion is heartbreaking. He sounds like a great student and every teacher involved in this mess should be thoroughly ashamed.

I had ilovedavid. David that took me to see Good Burger on our only date and who is the Matt Damon of former boyfriends.

CHRIST these passwords. The last time I had such a stupid password was when I was 14, and it was “ilovematt”. (I loved Matt.)

ishouldnotbedoingthis

The cheatersneverprosper one is my favorite.

I have only this to add.

Samantha Bee had an excellent response to this

I bet Bill Mahr is just over the moon about being featured in this. His slimy, shticky bullshit needs the cover of young, liberal fun-poking to seem even half-way acceptable.

I think we’re gonna need to know what bar this is

For about two seconds, my coffee-deprived brain thought this was Jared from Subway. What a clusterfuck that would be.

I was wondering why the name Travis Scott sounded so familiar and then I realized it's the name of my Sim husband

No. I do not like this relationship between Rih Rih and and Travis because he is a DICK. Story time.

Jesus, hopping on one leg in heels must be tough.

I’m not Catholic but went to Catholic high school. On the last day of senior year I decided it would be a good idea to bring a bottle of Kahlua I had snagged from my parents to school. Me and my two BFFs bought some chocolate milk in the cafeteria and chugged more than half the bottle before our final mass. My friend…

My brother (Jewish) was dating a Catholic girl with a lovely and welcoming family. They invited him to Easter, where they customarily served ham. But they wanted to be accommodating to his beliefs (not that it matter because he was not observant and did not keep kosher, but they didn’t know that). So, when the whole…

I’m posting again, because this is actually pretty sacrilegious and brilliant. When I was in the fourth grade, I was allowed to be an altar girl. I decided to be one because if you served a lot, you got a huge discount to go to Cedar Point at the end of the year. Well, the priest was really impressed with my…