Supprised it took so long. The GM clearly had long been tired of Blatt’s inadequacies in utilizing the players he’d handpicked to be his teammates.

Blatt appears to have been the victim of a Lue d’état

Reached for comment, Kevin Love said, “I can’t really defend his firing. Or the job he did as coach. ...Actually, I can’t defend anything. Please don’t ask me to.”

Reached for comment, Cavs Superstar LeBron James said, “The team is going to miss Dave and all the hard work he has done. But I promise the city of Cleveland: we will not stop until we find an even more talented individual to serve as team waterboy for the rest of the season.”

When asked for comment, LeBron James replied, “who?”

Please, just... don’t. Naming a snow storm is bullshit the Weather Channel perpetuates because calling a blizzard Winter Storm Thulsa Doom makes people think it’s a big deal and that they need to watch because it must be big and destructive if it has a name. So when sheeple don’t turn the channel, the ratings go up…

All of the stars. Can we please stop enabling the Weather Channel’s bullshit?

Yeah I don’t think she’s into it, I’ll have to keep listening to the song.

The earth is flat but the turtle that’s holding it up is hollow.

Although the turtle that’s holding that turtle isn’t. Turtles. All the way down.

If going down the stairs is so hard, why doesn’t he just install an El Evator?

“Matt Barnes was robbed.”

Yeah, Would it kill them to KISS before they start? Old school 70s porn had married couples and stuff, with foreplay. No wonder a generation of millenials doesn’t know how to fuck.

Not better than Blades of Steel.

I think its a mix of that plus the added impact of an actual loss. It wasn’t a close match it was a complete and utter defeat.

Not every fighter is able to fully recover from a loss like that.
Sure people think she might recover but this is somewhat of a trial for Ronda.

Ronda’s back to being a challenger again, no…

I’m not exactly sure if you mean someone physically ejaculates bald eagles, or if the spell causes Bald Eagles to spontaneously ejaculate...

It allows you to ejaculate bald eagles. If your condition persists for more than 72 hours, please consult a transfiguration specialist.

That doesn’t really feel like something an American would come up with.

+1 Cap Bozo

May The Far Side never die...