I judge. That whole story is disgusting, but the worst part is eating 5 Arby’s sandwiches in one sitting.

Well, congratulations on finding a way to disingenuously equate people who say Russia had no impact whatsoever on the 2016 election and people who say they had enough of an impact to swing the incredibly close results. Nobody can prove either one, so they’re both equally ridiculous propositions!

Give me a fucking…

This is Kinja, Sir, not the New York Times.

I don’t know, the other guy said you’re mathematically an idiot. Ask him. I don’t gamble.

NO YOU’RE MATHEMATICALLY AN IDIOT

Never bet against this guy winning wherever he goes.

I’m going to guess you actually had nothing to do with it.

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

The Wizards actually exist in a quantum state of how good they are, in that they are simultaneously a very good team and a very shitty team all at once. However, while quantum properties tend to crystallize when the object in question is being observed, the Wizards don’t settle the good/not good duality until they…

Reality.

Calm down Jameis and have some crab legs. You aren’t you when you’re hungry.

I don’t really agree with your comment, so I don’t know what you’re talking about. How do you know what his IQ is?

There are a few other clips where he mentions Cardinal Law specifically (which I encourage everyone to look up, they’re all over YT), but I think we all know the circumstances there...but if you’ve ever had any doubt about the real motivations of the Catholic Church, here is some Christopher Hitchens solid gold. I was…

Yeah, but he was a Cardinal, so no doubt he covered it up The Right Way.

part of it is his DNA

Jesus, Donald. Don’t be a bitch just because you were told your boyfriend couldn’t come.

Pink Floyd tried to warn us about this dark side like forty years ago.

Is the And-1 tour still a thing? Maybe he winds up there doing dribbles while a dude screams into a megaphone next to him.

+1 That’s Gould, Jerry! Gould!

If you’re not first you’re last.