There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

Turkeys very well known for chasing children yet dumb Obama pardons one every year. Is weak on turkeys, many fowls laughing at us. I will be strong. Butterball stocks up!

Funny enough, if there’s three people that are going to be left in jail because of their father it’s gonna be them:

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It will rise again...just give it like 20 minutes.

Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:

Man, that horse you are riding on desperately needs some water.

I am officially Team Meteor in any Jones-Kraft feud.

Yet they never depict the Ouroboros shitting in its own mouth.

Admittedly, the joke was subtle.

So if I register and run as a Republican, and win a primary, he will endorse me even if I support spending to expand the social safety net, raising taxes on the rich, maintaining or increasing regulations on businesses, reproductive choice, and criminal justice reform? Good to know!

Uber alles, one might say.

What you call hell, I call Friday night.

The dude didn’t kick anybody, all he did was push his feet forward into a guy with a kicking motion. What’s that called again?

I really, really hope Trump responds. Or dies. Whatever.

the entire Bosna Visoko team sat down

Wait I mean analogous

An Embiid Eclipse occurs when shade is thrown on the Whiteside of the moon

I mean, Panama’s entire existence is predicated on letting things through.

Just be glad I had fast reflexes