Maybe they can determine whether or not a hot dog is a sandwich while they’re at it.

He went 3 for 5 and the Indians scored 12 runs. Looks like Jobu has been replaced.

Succubi should also be broken up into two categories.

As Mike Muir once said, “Maybe you need to be offended”.

Manny ended it himself last night by crushing Sale’s will to live over the Monster. Pretty sure this only flares up again of Baltimore really goes out of their way to hit someone.

You read my fucking mind. The Orioles didn’t start this shit, didn’t continue this shit, but they may have to be the ones who end it.

Hey, let’s ruin that kinda cool moment with the standing ovation for Adam Jones by throwing at and promptly being curbstomped by Machado again!

This was good:

This is called a code of conduct, and good sportsmanship.

This ought to shut the highlight truthers right the fuck up. See? They do call traveling in the NBA.

And no mention that it was spearing.

Counterpoint: fuck you!

The context she wants is “we should never make films out of this”. That’s nonsense.