I wanted to try this game, but when I tried to download the game on my secondary phone (which currently runs Dragalia Lost and Pokemon Go), it wouldn’t even boot up. As soon as I opened it, it crashed. Shame. 

This...is a good hope.

Seriously. I remember my jaw hit the floor when I read about Medusa.

Girl gets raped by Poseidon in the temple of Athena and Athena is so pissed off at, not Poseidon, but Medusa for getting raped in her temple that she changes her into a hideous monster that no one can look at without dying. And then Athena and the…

I think he could do good things with the original Hercules myth.

Basically what I came here to say. Gods of myth behaved horribly. Their treatment of humans changed from savior to tormentor on a dime and you were shit out of luck if you got caught in a fight between them—-which he’s depicted quite clearly.

I think giving Snyder a show about a group of asshole gods being assholes is a much better fit for his style than the superhero genre.

Aka Steve in little shorts.

Maya Hawke somehow made the sailor suit work, which might have been one of the most amazing things about the season

Blasphemy! The “Neverending Story” duet was not only one of the most charming and entertaining scenes of the season, it was one of the most crucial to putting across the central theme of the season: the idea that in the face of oppressive pressure to stagnate and conform, it is actually good and valuable for people to…

My favorite part was Steve’s sailor suit.

This. Cutting to everybody’s reactions was one of the highlights of the episode. They’re also damn good singers? I get maybe doing too much of a job of breaking up the tension of the scene but I was loving it.

He told Rolling Stone:

Easily the best part of this awful season for me. It felt magical, like I was watching the first season for the first time again.

This is a very long and roundabout way to tell us you think Shawn is gay.

Serious question: Isn’t he gay? Or am I thinking about another, equally interchangeable young pop singer?

I saw this mentioned multiple times on Twitter, and thought, ‘huh, weird choice’ but didn’t care enough to pursue it further. Only now—after looking back and forth between the photo, and the headline, and the “one half of the R&B duo Chloe x Halle”—and it finally sunk in that we’re not talking about Halle Berry. 

Lizzo’s Ursula would pick up a piece of coral from the bottom of the ocean and play it like a flute and it would be amazing.

The only way I'm seeing this is if they pull their heads from their asses and cast lizzo as Ursula.  The story, not this incarnation, is utter trash.  I'd see it for lizzo though

If Doug Bradley isn’t involved, it’s not Hellraiser.

We’re so dead.