Plus who goes after Ariana Grande of all people? Hey, Michael. I know you’re reading this because you’re a washout has-been thirsty for validation who starts shit on social media because Spike Lee will never call you. Listen, you born and raised on the Upper East Side wannabe tough-guy, there’s no such thing as…

He looks like a had made from tanned pig assholes.

I LOVED Dumplin and Patty Cakes before that.  We shouldn’t sleep on Danielle McDonald - she has promise as our plus size actress savior.  Also, Jen Aniston is a comedian - we need her in roles like this.  LOVED LOVED IT! 

Thank you.

Saw this episode way back in July when it premiered during Comic-Con, but watching it again was just as great. White Diamond’s reveal is still as terrifying as ever. Couldn’t be more excited for what’s to come!

I’m just a Nobody, but I’ve been thinking about Pete constantly. No one knows his struggle the way he does but I can empathize. I hope he finds the help he needs. I’m in the process of finding my own help and I envy the friends he has that have his back. He is so lucky and I hope he sees that, through the darkness.

I can’t place how reading this makes me feel.... like really sad. All these people (20 of them), here for some cookie, that objectively, does not cost $1,000, despite the edible 24k foil sprinkled on it. As for the celebrity in question, he has a giant fucking ego yet his event is at a Comfort Inn.

Besides part of the coloring, the way the mask deploys on the face, the in-mask user interface, the fact that it’s an armored suit for a human operator, etc? Yeah other than that it’s not that similar at all.

Hi! Sorry your experience at Jezebel was less than perfect. We’re working on correcting the typo, and we’d like to invite you and your friends back, on the house. Thanks for bringing this to our attention!

This evening, my friends and I wanted to really experience the feminist side of the internet so we went to Jezebel. There aren’t enough words to describe how awful it was.

I just jumped into Destiny 2 when it was briefly free to own on Battle.net - I had fun playing with a friend co-op style and purchased the Forsaken expansion which we’re now blasting through. Having this event drop in the middle of my finding my way through the game as a whole was perfect timing. It’s been a solid…

“All of the game’s vendors”

legitimately happy that you’re also finding joy in a masterwork oven hahaha

I am un-ironically happy that I am rocking a Masterwork Cookie Oven. 

Brands don’t create things, people do. Tim Cain and Leonard Boyarsky are two of the original creators of Fallout, which they made while working at Interplay. They’re both now at Obsidian and leading development on The Outer Worlds.

This seems like a really weird hill to die on. I get that the Korea is very understandably super sensitive when it comes to many things Japan, but this feels like misplaced anger. The map clearly is meant to resemble 16th century Spanish cartography, it would make more sense for them to name the sea from what the…

Jezebel’s Politics is flatlining. I have no idea why the invasive technology this site uses to sell me shit is more morally self-aware than Taylor Swift’s attempt to try and save her own fucking life.

Yeah, NO, it doesn’t have to be this way.

Rue it! Rue it UP!!!

Yeah, it could have been as good as The Lovely Bones, or The Hobbit trilogy.