You could literally put any two single syllable names together and tell me they are a backup QB in the NFL and I would believe you.   

Really enjoyed your first book and have loved your articles on Deadspin, hope you find the medical care you need.

It’s the company formerly known as Clear Channel I believe. Which was/is the owner of a large portion of all radio stations in the country.

Leftwitch was the QB coach for Palmer though. Reviewing tape with a guy drafted after you must have been...odd.

You win

They made it so easy! I get so much done on Sunday’s now! 

After

The question really is do you have anxiety (over thinking very real things) or depression (existential and most times unidentifiable dread). Go Team Anxiety?!

+1 suicide attempt 

Those are the Best Padres Uniforms great choice on the picture. We are still years away from being relevant, this was a smart trade for the Padres and he’ll be a great backup catcher/platoon fielder hopefully. 

This is a bummer, good luck on your next adventure. I always enjoyed your stuff at Gawker (RIP). 

The first list in Deadspin history to actually get it right. Well done Burke, way to go out on top. 

Does this mean I need to subscribe to the Athletic? Good luck, out there. 

Abortion and Gay marriage mostly. 

I read this every couple years and it still give me chills, it is the perfect encapsulation of that time and his predictions are so on the nose it makes me nauseous. “We are At War now — with somebody — and we will stay At War with that mysterious Enemy for the rest of our lives.”

Does apple care cover foul balls?

Always a bummer when the home button on your IPhone dies.

I read all 3! That’s right 3 articles about this series and enjoyed all of them. There will be plenty of NBA and MLB posts later people relax.

“Oh Wow...” was my reaction. There were several bad guys I expected to see in this movie and he definately wasn’t one of them.

“This can’t be real” I say to myself on an hourly basis.