This guys looks a lot like the henchmen from The Incredibles

For that long of a wait, I better get an orgasm from playing it. It'd be faster for me to get a girlfriend and have her give me an orgasm, and I'm pretty bad with the ladies.

True, but out of the two, the Xbox One is definitely more next-gen. So far, the PS4 looks like a PS3.5 while the Xbox One is trying to do new things. Some ambitious, some terrible, but new nonetheless.

I still see lots of suction.

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How are the bruises healing? That was quite a nasty fall.

Did we forget useless comments from socially inept misogynists who appear to hold themselves in an esteem most others would not agree they deserve? No, I see you've got that covered, as well. Keep up the good work.

I was a game tester (one of 2!) for Madden '97, which was Tiburon's first crack at Madden. My name is included on the secret Team Tiburon that is hidden in the game. Because there was so few employees working at the time, I also managed to get my brother in the game as well.

most people agreed that the naval combat sequences were the best features of the game.

Yes that is extremely viable. PC games that don't support a gamepad of some kind are rare. The 360 controller is one of the most supported and if not that there is Logitech and software for the PS3 controller. Steam also has a Big screen mode to make it easier to use Steam's interface while sitting on a couch with…

We should be called "The generous benevolent great people who finance your free apps."

I'd recommend checking places out locally. I bought a refurbed Elemental 40" for $200, plus $50 for a full 2 year warranty, from MicroCenter. The TV is in great shape and I haven't had any problems with it. I figured for $200, if it lasts me 2 years even with some minor problems, I've definitely gotten my moneys…

thanks for the heads up

Enough with Dark Souls. Bullshit game! Bullshit!

See, all my town is filled with awesome people. Everyone who started the town is cool, and a bunch of the people who moved in were awesome. I was p. pleased, until one day, Quillson moved in.

Quillson is a dumb duck that sucks and doesn't even know what he wants. I mean, look at him. What theme is he going for in…

"We've been chasing him for a long time."

And liberal is a buzz word no-class conservatives use to feel better about themselves.

It's fairly easy and trendy to pick on America for it's patriotism but I haven't traveled to a place that doesn't have national pride. At Barcelona football matches you'll see people waiving Spanish flags. In fact most football matches around the world will include some showings of patriotism.

Oh it would have? Damn, it must be really amazing to be able to read the minds of people who've been dead for 200 years. You should really put this incredible power of yours to work. Think of all the different fields that could benefit! Go! Go, for the good of the world!

Console Dev: "We're going to make a game that uses the architecture of what we know you already have to really optimize your experience."

PC Dev: "We're going to make a game. If you cant play it, go fuck yourself or buy a new computer."