not a real sport but Speedball 2: Brutal Deluxe is my favorite sports game of all time.

I’ve cummed on a glove or two in my time. Cummed is perfectly acceptable UK use for came in the northern parts yeah?

the Japanese version did...

Not sure you understand what that word means.

Penny Arcade does not set off my PTSD and make me spew feel faint get tunnel vision and sweat bullets then collapse in a freaking out heap and have the shakes for an hour or two. It’s just not good most of the time and people are complaining. Not getting triggered.

wish we could get a new vote.

nah, not having it.

You need to + those sex stats if so!

I think my wife has had more exposure to my dick than my mum, also I AM ASKING ABOUT THAT MATING DANCE?

The one from My People is like The Helicopter, but with some smooth The Hoochy Coochy arse-clamping and some trying to lick my own moobs.

YOU ARE WELCOME FOR THAT UNINVITED IMAGE.

Yeah, Email of the week deffo killed that guy.

Does Sim Ant count?

oh wow, super exited about this, LOVED the Megadrive ones, is it going to be on PC or consoles only? PLEASE BE ON PC!

What about an animated skeleton or zombie? Would it help if it was one of the cooler kinds of zombie like zombie pirate?

Playstation Metal Gear Solid. I got funny looks for saying ‘yeah I remember the NES version, well lol fucking owl!’ :D

I’d be worried about getting switched off, or held for ransomware, or stuck on a chip and left in a draw somewhere.

“Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much. So what do you advise?”

It’s not a hard one like ...

‘person’ ‘they’ or perhaps ... even their actual name?

On the other hand you get classic NW UK “HEY! WOMAN! DO/WHERE IS MY/FETCH MY X Y Z”

TBF both are as bad as each other. I reckon the same type of dude that was all “oh yes, that ‘female’” would be the same type of person to call their partner “Woman”

Like that wanker from the horse racing with all the tweed an the…

“the many variations of potatoes clearly overwhelm cheese.”

BULLSHIT. There are WAY more types of cheese than potatoes. Way more variations of cheese + something else too. Unless you are bein a weak glory boy and counting mashed + dish = variation.

Cheese wins dude. Screw your ‘taters.

Unlucky Edgelord, what you think is funny on 4chan does not translate to real life.

Either that or he’s a legit antisemitic wanker.

yeah some kind of noble gas and a vacume tube seems to be the way to go