He got all huffy.

They measured it incorrectly at one point anyway. Can you figure out where?

Fastenating.

All those fancy engineers think every nut and bolt is a necessity but, if working on my own car is any indication, I could take an F1 car apart and put it back together and have at least 2 or 3 bolts left over that weren’t needed.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Can’t

I’m disappointed there wasn’t mention that this was a race-related killing.

If you’re a cranky old white man, you can say that we need to make America great again, because there are all these minorities and women asking for special (read: equal) treatment. Obviously America isn’t great for YOU. You used to be top dog, king shit, and you could get away with anything! Nowadays when you yell…

“See you in Cooperstown, Pete!”

He wasn’t driving a Mustang.

There’s a “Toyota — Moving Forward” joke somewhere in there.

Believe it or not, most people who watched Talladega Nights were not IndyCar fans. Shocking, I know.

It’s official: Flying Lizard Motorsports is back in a Porsche. This 911 GT3 R will compete in Pirelli World Challenge’s GTA class, per Sportscar365. Driver Andy Wilzoch has been running a Flying Lizard Porsche in club racing, but his move to PWC marks the Lizards’ first pro racing Porsche effort since 2013. It just…

Shoulda stayed in the Bed and Bath sections, the Beyond can get a little weird sometimes

The running joke in the Maxima community was that “the car is an M5...M, and 5 other letters.”

*goes to look it up*

can we please ask the important questions here

I’m not a legal expert, but I’m like 99% sure he’ll end up being forced to coach a hocky team of ragtag misfits. From what I’ve seen in the movies it usually works out surprisingly well.

What could have caused the worldwide depressurization?