The best thing to happen to the Internet was that dude who tried to remove that Condor Cam and fell into the ravine. So many live streams and barely a hiccup. Amazing.

Goddammit, that’s not what “nonplussed” means.

How about something ridiculously classic like a Model T or something? Would that be too expensive? It surely wouldn’t depreciate.

Sour Shoes does a better job. WAIT A MINUTE.

The only thing that could make this better would be if they had someone be the voice of the white Bronco.

I was at this yesterday. Great game and a cracking fight.

Players came into the crowd after the game.

Hah! I came here to post this.

Noted Jeff Gordon abuse victim Travis Okulski.

Hey guys. So imma put this here even though I’ll likely have a post about it soon: yes, I will be leaving Gawker Media. It’s been a fun run, but it was going to end sometime.

They might have better luck with normal view.

BTW my mom thought this song said “Like a Cheese Stick”

Jesus, Demi, have a heart, have a heart, have a heart.

I once saw a Lambo in a pond:

Goddamn that is so good.

What a weird biography of a man I had no interest in learning about, but greatly fascinated me when reading about him. Really good long read Shaun and totally unexpected from Deadspin. You briefly mention Oscar Bonavena. He’s someone who also had an interesting life that would make a great long read.

Honda Unibox, 2001

That barely counts as South Jersey, dude.