What's the point of being six times as powerful if you're gonna be streaming the game from your PC? I wouldn't wanna pay for hardware I'm never going to use.

Storage: 1TB/8GB Hybrid SSHD

Great article!

hahaha how could I have forgotten one of the best quotes?!

Someone please make a Pazaak game. Free to play is fine. Thank you.

This name won't be more popular anywhere than it will be with the 12 year-old's on Live screaming into their mics.

I think I'd rather play Cow Clicker than Farmville, because at least the creator knew with all his heart that it was complete and udder garbage. No, I didn't set out to make that pun, but I'll be damned if I'd miss that perfect of an opportunity.

So you're the CEO of Activision testing to see how bad the backlash would be if you did such a thing. Let me save you some time: DON'T DO THAT. You WILL regret it.

And by "totally different" you mean different than the last bunch of Zelda games. It will hearken back to Zelda 1 in case you can theoretically do each dungeon in whatever order you want. Huzzah!

I forgot what their last name was. Either way, it was a cool revelation for me, as I never picked up on it. I also took German classes, but my brain works in strange ways. I know that the pronunciation of Schwartz is fairly different from the German pronunciation of schwarz with a V sound for the w and an AR sound…

I'm just waiting for the gates of hell to open so I can not only defend Earth from the onslaught, but travel through the gate and destroy hell itself. If it's in a video game it must be true. /sssss

I thought it was pretty cool that they told us that Walt's former colleagues' last name is Black. I either didn't hear it or I forgot. Mixing their Black and White names to make Gray.

Haha I was playing Doom when I was six years old. I'm 25 now. Given the opportunity, I would blow the brains out of any ungodly demon I see!! You could say I'm Ultra-Violent.

I was given most everything I wanted until I was 16 and I got a job, with literally no pushing from my parents whatsoever. I've had a job or was a full-time college student since. I'm 25 now. Guess I'm a kind of arsehole, huh?

wait. This game lets me "literally" kill prostitutes and take drugs?! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that even RJ Mitte would laugh at this if he saw it. And if he can't, well then he takes himself too seriously. That seems impossible, given that he plays someone who has cerebral palsy in the show. If he was not OK with his condition, I highly doubt he'd ever have become an actor, seeing as it's…

This might be the most clever comment I've ever seen.

I lol'd at the resume one. "Sorry I'm awesome." _knocks everything off the table_

I'm that guy. Seriously, though, I probably have at least 100 hours played in GTA and GTA 2. I have a maximum of 20 hours played of all future GTA games combined, and 99% of that is because of Multi Theft Auto. I'm very excited to play GTA V Online on PC.

Pfft. There's no way the game will look this great in-game. These are all just pre-rendered FMV's. /s