I feel like venture capitalists would consider theft a sport, right?

I feel like venture capitalists would consider theft a sport, right?
There was - Bobby Petrino, who abandoned the Falcons after 13 games to go to Arkansas.

The greatest gag from It’s Always Sunny is by far the Man in the Couch scene.
The Oakland Raiders: 40 percent of a football team on 80 percent of a football field.
TRUE FACT.
....and the chances this guy has not raped anyone are real slim
Does anyone as old as me remember the I Hate Brenda fanzine and the Eddie Vedder interview that birthed the classic line “I would just spend the whole time puking if I met her”?
Every day the Republicans give me a Ho. Lee. Shit. moment of the day. This may be the moment of decade. Of course I thought that yesterday when whatshisface said the Statue of Liberty engraving was only talking about “European” immigrants. I’m sure tomorrow will bring a fresh new horror.
I guess I’m due for a rewatch. :)
We had our third non-losing season in 20 years, added a couple offensive pieces, and now our idiot fans thinks the Browns are going to the fucking Super Bowl.
I’ve never heard the term “on background” in regards to an interview before - I truly don’t even know how to wrap my mind around this situation anymore. Each tidbit that comes out is more unsettling than the last and it feels as though the curtain is being drawn back more and more every day. I’m becoming increasingly…
i can’t hate Be Best too much since it gave me the best new work meme in ages. when someone is wasting time/useless:
When this is over (or Trump's checks inevitably bounce), it’ll be back to Zircon & Rayon for those two.
Great article that somehow forgets to include the ending.
The biggest takeaway here is that “B-B-B-Benny and the Mets” is now stuck in my head again.
After cutting off so neatly midstream, Mighty 1090 announced it would become the FM station KEGL.
Mexico will pay for the Wall of Voodoo
Bring back SOAP
-Pay that genius Susan Harris whatever money she wants,
let her bring in whomever she pleases
SOAP, after 42 years, is still one of the best episodic comedies ever.
My first thought - Marisa Tomei as Edith Bunker? Isn’t she too young for that?
Counterpoint: After significant research into MLB salary structure and various risk/assessment nuances in play for both Keuchel and Kimbrel; the only logical conclusion drawn is Fuck the Red Sox.