I’m gonna ignore the fact that apart from the Mercedes badge on the front, if you took it away, I would dismiss this as some kind of fancy minivan, sliding doors or not. And while I’m sure the inside is very comfortable, this...

Grandmothers have the best sayings!

WWAD?

Re: The Bruno Sacco era for Mercedes Benz/Mercedes in the 80's- while I agree with this choice, why show the car they used for a taxi to represent that era, when you have all this gloriousness to use instead:

TIL:

Merideth let him off the hook wayyy too easy. My response to Moon would have been:

From the article:

If you thought the Beyonce’ tickets were steep...this ain’t for you!

I like the 275, though the front view isn’t as forgiving as the rest of the views. The 250 seems like the pinnacle of this design era/style though.

Meanwhile, he out there looking like a California Raisin:

I know airport food is expensive, but this MF just paid $2,500 for a sandwich he didn’t even get!

All the hair on his head abdicated and moved to his eyebrows, it seems.

Sorry Nick, but the rules clearly state that Pete Davidson gets to bang every female celebrity in the Northern Hemisphere, and everyone else gets what’s left.

...as in “salt” from the margarita the owner is sipping at the golf course where the car is parked for some concours show, or “the mechanical stress” of driving the car onto and off of the transporter into the vacuum-sealed garage?

Oh, I definitely envisioned the awkwardness when Jones showed up after this BS.

Here in Pittsburgh (which had the last major bridge collapse of note), they closed the Panther Hollow Bridge a month or so ago because they said it was in danger of collapse; this is a major artery/bridge in the city, so for them to be that concerned that they just straight up shut it down (it is open for foot/bicycle…

I rented a (new at the time) BMW I8 in Miami for my birthday three years ago. While some around here would deride it as not a performance car, it is plenty quick. I only got on it a few times (once, on the causeway down there, cause straight shot and at the time, no traffic) and it kinda scared me how quickly it…

Yeah, I like it, but just not at the price they’re asking.

TBH, when I was a kid (and even now), I loved Luther, and always thought “wow, he just comes up with these amazing songs and words and music and stuff so effortlessly!”; it wasn’t til I was older that I found out that a lot of his songs were remakes, but they were SO good, you’d be forgiven for thinking he’d come up…