Same.

I want to say this real quick. It does share the old platform, I would’ve liked to have seen Nissan do more to make true generational gap between the 350/370 and the new one. At the same time, Nissan has proven one thing to other car companies: STOP OVER-FUCKING-THINKING IT!

It’s everything I want and nothing I…

Wow, way to irk the wealthiest customers. Or is this the part of the master plan where Mercedes introduces the electric versions with mind-warping performance?

For a mall mom truck, at $50k I’ll be in a Caddy if I want to stay “American.”

I can’t fucking believe the $50k MSRP

50k!

I’m going to get laughed at tremendously but I really don’t care..

I 86ed my first car.   I have  a friend that literally deep 6ed his first car when trying to off-road a station wagon near a lake.

Yeah, it’s not like Wheeler Dealers, where Edd China is a genuinely likeable, knowledgeable, professional, and Mike Brewer was just a trash used car salesman cliché.

Did I shit on your dream of living to 90 as a fun-loving functional alcoholic today?  No?  Please return the favor?

Ever notice that the cable “education” channels that were touted as a market-driven replacement for PBS like History, Discovery, TLC. etc. have all turned in to homes for crappy reality shows, conspiracy theories and pseudoscience? I guess that pays better than boring old facts and science. 

The Missouri duo will never not crack me up.

Everyone knows that flooding a country with small arms is a time honored first world strategy for destabilizing a nation/government.

Guess who’s favorite exceptional country is awash in small arms?

So sad that of all the pics on this page ISIS provides the correct example of trigger discipline.

In order for it to be Murica, it would have to be an F-150, a fat white dude with oakleys+hat+tanktop+farmer tan combo, and the donuts would be in a Dollar General strip mall hellscape parking lot.

Hell, I wouldn’t even sign for a blood relative.

For real. After a year of owning a Mitsubishi, you can just go ahead and repo that. The people buying those new probably didn't take enough care of it for it to be worth even half value a year later. 

Our schools absolutely need to include personal finance in core curriculum. Along with grammar, math, arts, science, and physical education, finance is a key element to living a life with less potential hardship. While one can say something like, “Well, the Internet has all of the information one needs.” or “Serves…

Sad thing is - he did know. Because once he asked if I thought it was a good deal I sat him down and explained the ins and outs of financing a car, and he agreed that it was a terrible idea once he understood what it would really cost. But then he tried to go for it anyway, because at that point he had car fever.

Nothing will ever top Mitsubishi with their “Triple Zero” fiasco. Zero down, zero interest and zero payments for a year back in the day. Sooooooo many repos.

Or we could just flood their asses with Range Rovers.  That way, when it eventually breaks down, the citizens will stand a chance.