These are station wagon, of course. Except they have worse handling because they are tall.

By the time you’ve paid off a 30 year mortgage you’ll find that politicians have jacked up the property taxes to the point where the tax is almost as high as the mortgage bill was.

Here’s your star for the ‘brake’ joke.

He needs accountants not economists.

Let’s make lying BY Congress illegal.

Why no sky boobies? Why?

Truck is junky looking. Glad I don’t have it in my neighborhood. That’s why I like HOAs.

Are these groups asking to be paid to pray?

For me personally, I draw the line at 3 years. I hate the idea of a loan that is longer than the warranty.

Ok. Here’s your star.

It’s almost like Musk is a car salesman.

403,486 pounds sounds like too much weight for most roads to me. I guess it’s spread out enough.

I turned the shower on hot, which wasn’t.

But seeing as it’s special circumstances and all, my manager says I can knock a hundred dollars off the Trucoat.

Acura Legend comes to mind.

It’s a Boring machine. Bland.

Seeks like the payments shouldn’t last longer than the warranty to me.

Why would anyone feel guilt about something they had nothing to do with?

Buying booze isn’t a civil right like the right to bear arms.

Looked exactly like this white 1968 Dodge Polara, 318 2 barrel. Minus the aftermarket wheels. BIG.