The Gang Dilutes a Brand Name

the car’s not mine. this is a car spotting series, not a break into someone else’s ride series.

Yeah, it’s like Steph’s successes in the previous episodes made them eager to showcase her meltdown. It was uncomfortable to watch. Usually the finale is a celebration of all the bakers— at times this felt like looking at a traffic accident.

I didn’t realise that about Mel and Sue. What a clever and heartwarming approach.

The Braves were fired.

The Astros got a set of steak knives.

I just realized this seeing Strasburg next to it, but the C8 has a REALLY high beltline. I’m wondering how visibility will be, looking out of the sides of the car.

Okay, you clearly just don’t understand what abnormal means. It does not mean “anything that isn’t perfectly average.”

Oh fuck that, I didn’t choose to be this tall. Just to add to that, this isn’t “abnormally large”.

Holy jeez I just realized that the comments on Deadspin are deddd...I am not a big sports guy so didn’t often click over there but wow that’s interesting

Not everyone has unlimited data for videos to constantly play in the background.

I love Jalopnik, and all the writers, but man, G-O is doing their best to kill readership. So much so that I added Autoblog back to my RSS feeder next to Jalopnik. Just hedging my bets. 

Crowd seeing veterans: Yaaaay!
Crowd seeing Trump: Boooo-
Producer: “Cut back to the fucking vets!”
Crowd seeing veterans: -ooo... Yaaaay!

Lil Nas X sampled “34 Ghosts IV” extensively for his viral Tik Tok sensation

I have yet to see a critique of DC from a non-DMV person that actually realistically represents this town. It’s always tainted with biases against the politicians who everyone else is sending here! If DC is the worst it’s because ya’ll are sending your worst to us. To the “celebs and rich people are buying the…

Exactly.  As someone who lives here and has actually been to games, this dude is way off base. 

Wow.

Kinja was trying to tell you it’s a stand-up paddleboard paddle.

“Jumping on cars and acting like a moron” sounds like a YouTube channel with four million subscribers.

A diving destination where the draw is junked cars at the bottom of a flooded quarry is the Alabama-est thing ever.