Ever since he touched the orb his arms been getting longer

I wish. Prison is unlikely for any trumps. At most we can hope to extract them from Washington like the fat bloated ticks they are.

A “pucker” of assholes?

Which of these is the ugliest part of NAFTA?

So long as the don’t tax the wood produced by Trudeau we should be fine.

Fuck yourself to death.

“I am disappointed with how he spent so much time trying to appease people who hated his guts”

It’s like the Wonder Twins if the Wonder Twins were three assholes!

im actually really happy he said this, and not just because i was a hardcore 1d fan for several years

Can we call it terrorism against people of his country?

“In 1987, they had been reduced to recording a cover of “Wipeout” with corpulent rappers the Fat Boys.”

he resembles a young bald anthony weiner.

One of the more interesting aspects of getting old is that what used to be common knowlage in your youth isn’t any longer, despite the younger generation’s greater access to information. Especially when it comes to pop culture. When I was young, everyone knew John Lennon was a deeply troubled man with a wide nasty…

Dating is like depression: the only way to overcome the horror is to step back and try to admire, as a third party, the chaos that is ensuing.

I’m sure Selena is on a first name basis and calls him The.

i invited you. you had your chance. and now you’re sitting there writing passive aggressive blogs. we had a great time eating sheep dick and ram eyes on the rim of a frozen volcano that smelled like hellpoop! i’ve never seen so many “j’s” and “k’s” in my life! there was a man playing an instrument with strings that…

If your representative won’t hold a town hall, hold one yourself, invite them, invite the media, and read off a list of concerns and demands.

That is why . . .

Don’t be too hasty to pin this on Trump and his ilk. Canadians are capable of hatred and bigotry and this mosque has been targeted in the past.