Nah dawg. Gaze upon the field where I have sown my fucks, and notice that there is nought but dirt.

I’m 24 years old and unkissed, and I guess the best advice I can formulate is the importance of being kind to yourself and recognizing that there is no schedule to our lives. Your first kiss is nobody’s business but your own— you needn’t disclose it to your first kissee, nor account for having not kissed to anyone.…

I’m trying to not be too cynical here, but your friends are probably exaggerating, or you have a particularly serendipitous group! Honestly, most people’s is drunk at party. I’d just go for it if it’s something that makes you selfconscious (it shouldn’t, but that’s easy to say from the outside).

tbh I’m pretty certain the people who’ve convinced themselves their first kiss was some sort of transcendent experience must have been drunk/high

I used to get these questions (not from family or close friends: they knew better) and I’d start asking questions back: when are you having your tubal ligation??

YES. I left my job at a natural breaking point (just chose not to sign my new contract) and literally felt like I had been dead and was coming back to life. Such amazing relief. I couldn’t believe it. It’s hard to see how badly you need a change when you’re deep in it (I was literally suicidal at work, and only months…

You KNOW what will happen; they may scrape through to the first round of the playoffs, just to get fans’ hopes up (“This year they’re really going to do it! It’ll be like the old days the Leafs and the Habs, duking it out!”). Then they’ll choke.

*rolls in late* Sorry, I was watching football with MamaDuck...

CHECK OUT YA GIRL ALL LEGIT!!! DRINKS ON ME! And by drinks I mean seltzer water with lime.

She seems great. You should hire her to replace Jane Marie’s horrible advice column.

Aerosoles are actually Not Horrible, and quite a lot of them really are pretty comfy. The problem is that a lot of their styling is inconsistent (are they a Coolish Trendyish brand for Youngish people? or are they Semi Frumpy Old Lady Shoes? because their styles cover that whole gamut). Plus, “Aerosoles” as a brand…

FYI, there will be a bunch of solar eclipses in the next decade, with one in 2024 where the path of totality is in the U.S. and closer to the parts of the country that don’t suck. So if you couldn’t get your eclipse glasses now, don’t burn out your retinas worrying about missing a “once in a lifetime” event.

The place where I’m interning told me on my first day that the whole unit is being moved in 2020 and everyone is getting laid off, so don’t expect a job offer at the end of my internship.

This is Garin and Erika, IF YOU WANT TO HELP FIX THIS (and now you do)- go to our website (links in article) www.RHAvote.com and SIGN THE PETITION immediately, and follow links to Rally and Rise RallyandRise.org to get info on calling senators to put pressure on them. We have talked to the senators- this matters, call…

I’d rather use a Facebook where people don’t pollute the public space by writing idiotic sentences like “Women are worthless” or “Men are trash.”

What are you guys in the comments fussing about?

Na, men can handle being called trash, because:

Dodai!!!!!