“Retirement is supposed to be your reward for lifelong hard work and spent doing something you enjoy...so here’s 1000 words on why I don’t like the thing you enjoy!”

The extra straws help with getting milkshakes from other restaurants. Other restaurants’ straws are woefully too skinny and their milkshakes are too thick to make it a pleasant experience.

Also, I 100% want to encourage more McDonald’s content on this site!

don’t use it because it uses pirated SDKs? yeah I’m pretty sure approximately 100% of emulator users don’t care about something being piracy

I started with a Bandit and was getting wrecked so hard that I noped out of that class. Restarted with a Vagabond and the extra health and being able to use the weps you find in the early area is helping greatly. I still suck at blocking sometimes but I find a lot of times just jumping over attacks helps with avoiding…

Police are never powerless. If they aren't doing something, it's because they don't want to. 

I’ve never played the game but they have made frequent drastic changes to their only game map. Part of it is to accommodate their virtual streaming events (like music artists live performances in the sky). Other part of it is meta-verse storytelling.

In that dev room, in the main “living” room, there’s four seats around a coffee table you can interact and sit on (the dev thank you note is on that table). Sit on all four, and on the last one, wait for a new item to materialize on the coffee table. It’s a Korek Charm, which repairs any weapon you apply it to for…

I think the better secret in there is the weapon charm that basically gives you infinite durability on your weapons.

Meanwhile, basically every first-party Xbox title gets a free upgrade from Xbox One to Xbox Series without any hassle whatsoever.

I haven’t made it that far, but apparently at some point later in the story you get something that more-or-less trivializes locating them.

It took me like four hours to notice it, but when you get the alert about a nearby inhibitor it puts a little icon in the bottom-left corner of your hud that shows your distance to the inhibitor chest, so you can kind of hot/cold your way to it.

This is what it should have been all along. When I lost the ability to level up my Recluse and 21%D, I was just fucking done. 

He looked like a total badass. The control of his weapon points to adequate training. Glad he’s armed and spraying our highways for justice.

I’m sorry that you have to write about this middle school shit.

AAA devs please stop

Been going for 7 years now, 2nd largest concurrent player base behind WoW.  They’re doing something right.

Yeah, screw all those people with underlying health conditions! They don't even deserve to be included in statistical survival rates of an easily communicable disease!

Google “long COVID” and get back to me on the quality of life of that entire “survival” thing.

Living up to the username I see!

Can you please link to the study that found this number? I’m interested in learning more.