I mean, hiring a guy accused of serious financial crimes to the Trump Campaign is pretty directly on-brand.

It wasn’t even fun to troll. I should have gone with my initial inclination to dismiss but decided to troll it instead. Plus, I’ve been really generous with that dismiss button this weekend. I should have gone with my first instinct as I was not amused by this troll at all.

it’s her soul, trying to escape however it can.

Oh my LAWD! THOSE KNEES!!!!

or

Hey, this white feminist wishes this lady would serve jail time. What she did was gross and invasive. Ugh. Talk about a roommate from hell. Of course, I don’t think I’m a White Feminist(TM), just like every Christian is not a Christian (TM). I do own (knockoff) Uggs though...

Well apparently someone is already working some conjure on her, got her looking like she 44...

I would have sent that mess off to an obeah man with the quickness. She would have been walking upside down and looking like unholy Hell and I’d just let that work itself out.

Wait, is this sista Jamaican for real? And you just gave her a bunch of your bodily fluids and hair?

If someone were to beat the living shit out of this bitch I wouldn’t feel bad about it AT ALL.

CPs and having 3 fat friends are mutually exclusive.

i really can’t help myself, but I hate Hoult’s Beast & Kodi Mcfeeschmit-krautenhemmer’s Nightcrawler. Two of my favorite blue fuzzy mutants all time and both actors botch their characters tragically. Zero “Oh My Stars & Garters”, zero Errol Flynn feel to Kurt.

It has a flat plane crank, giving it an OUTSTANDING engine note.

The owner owes you a beer for free advertising!

I think we can come to some sort of... compromise on the situation. Surely, there’s precedence in the U.S. of such.

One of the best comedies of all time. It shows that you can make a great movie on any premise, if the cast, writing, and directing are good enough.

“I thought a tad of empathy for people trying to get by was a thing.”

“It’s not meant to be anyone’s full-time job” is the excuse that every shitty company that exploits workers use. I don’t accept that. If Uber didn’t intend to be anyone’s main source of income, they would never have started leasing cars to people.

Really? if it was not intended tobe a fulltime job, why does Uber offer all the incentives to purchase a special uber car at special Yber rates and a special Uber payment plan that can only be met by driving the car like its your real job?

Fine, then how about Uber say so and put caps on the hours their drivers are able to work in return for being able to maintain their bullshit “not a taxi, don’t need the same rules, independent contractor” classifications? Oh but they won’t because they NEED these drivers, these people are the bread and butter of…