FACT CHECK no Mission Impossible sequel can be unnecessary because they are all extremely awesome

He was really good in it! i am now a tween Harry Styles enthusiast

Juice.

Juice.

TFW u find out who they cast to play you in the TV show

This is a smart, good post

Congratulations to Rick Hahn for pointing to the Cubs and telling Jerry “SEE, YOU CAN TRADE ASSETS FOR PROSPECTS AND BUILD A WORLD SERIES WINNER”

the red sox were tricked (?) into giving Pablo Sandoval a large contract when they should’ve known he would miss an entire season due to injury, it just isn’t fair!!!!

god dammit

i recently found out a good friend had no idea what Goatse is and it is literally impossible to describe it without sounding completely deranged

I ate too many edibles before seeing Wonder Woman and then got super emotional when young Diana came on screen because I started thinking about how her life was going to change forever because she was cast in the role

This is only slightly better than a classic “I took a taxi and found out about the world!” Tom Friedman jam

I can’t imagine what this family is going through but perhaps grieving parents shouldn’t be unilaterally superseding international law and medical ethics

That season Ubaldo almost won a Cy Young feels like one thousand years ago. Man.

The first step in understanding this trade from the Bulls perspective is realizing that Jerry Reinsdorf doesn’t give a shit and this is GarPax’s way of saving their jobs by telling him “uhhhh we’re rebuilding now give us more time”

oh hey, it’s Donald Trump’s panty line, cool cool cool, barfing forever

that insanely drunk dude singing I Will Always Love You is the best Drunk History moment

She’s also one of the Drunk History superstars

He was such a joy to watch on some absolutely trash IU teams. RIP, James.

I’m suddenly reminded of this little controversy...https://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/ole-miss-recruit-laquan-treadwell-tweets-picture-money-175409921—ncaaf.html