If the University is nearby then ask the teacher if she ever uses guest speakers (if you have time/like to do that kind of thing, of course). She seems pretty rad.

Wait, you didn't learn about the Sexy Indians in AP Sexy History? I thought that class was a high school standard.

This is the only good response.

Ah, thanks.

It would be nice if there was a link to the actual study.

I would certainly not be surprised if you were right, though I think for this study it would make the most sense for them to select a sample pool where all races were represented equally to prevent data skewing. But without looking at the actual study, it's…

Man, I wish my apartment building allowed pets.

And now they all come together at BotCon.

And I died.

Fuck this balloon and this balloon and this balloon and this balloon.

If Teddy is busy, perhaps we can invite Kemosabe, who is also adorable (and as Hank Green says "covered in death").

Okay, guys, Patrick Stewart was a lobster for Halloween. That's it. Internet won. Everyone go home.

I'm very good at customer service. I've been doing it for about 7 years now. But please, internet commenter, tell me about what I should do to support myself.

That's the best.

I don't know. My customer service job dealing with thousands of people a day can make me kind of a bitch sometimes. I can only imagine with what most MTA people have to deal with (and what abuse they get hurled their way).

So, she's asking to get laid out by another parent, right?

My boss (who has owned as business since he was 18) always says "First rule of retail: If their money's good, their money's good."

I would also like one of "chill on the clitoris".

Absolutely. Once ID was verified, the situation should have been over.

It's true that a lot of people don't care about PCI standards (because not everyone gets monitored as closely). I work at a job where we have around ten thousand people coming through every day, so we get watched a little closer than most.