Your tone seems very pointed right now.

If you start to pay too much attention to the plot of a porn movie, that's not a good sign.

Actually, you probably can guess how it ends. Someone gets put into the wall, hard.

You didn't search hard enough.

I have a hard time wrapping my head around the sheer hatred for the CR-Z. You say it's not very fast and only gets about 35 mpg? Hmm. You just described the 1987 CRX DX that I once owned. It wasn't fast. It had the 12-valve 1.5 engine and a 4-speed automatic. It got about 35 mpg. It was still a fun little car. …

It'll just crash it into a streetlight.

I think that would get my vote over a van. I agree with the CTS wagon too, but they aren't all that roomy inside.

I have never driven the Odyssey, but we had a couple of Siennas in our fleet last year, and I was surprised and disappointed in the interior. It just felt so blah in general, and the plastics are nasty. I'd vote no for the Sienna.

I wasn't sure if there would be one for this car, but I should have known that everything is on YouTube. Presenting the Daewoo Arcadia (a license-built Honda Legend).

Just because something is hideous doesn't mean it won't be reliable. I expect them to have a healthy streak of GM reliability, which is typified by the following: at 200k miles one or more of the doors will be stuck shut, the speedometer won't work, check engine light will be on, it'll have a bit of a head gasket…

Argh. I owned two Chevy Sprints (made by Suzuki) and loved them. My partner is on his 2nd AWD SX4, and his mom liked it so much that she bought one too. His is almost paid off, but it's not going to be worth much. Guess we'll be driving the wheels off of it.

I've owned a few captive imports; two Chevy Sprints and a Geo Prizm.

My commute is about an hour each way to and from work, mostly because it's during the peak of Denver's rush hours. While it isn't terrible, I do find that I tend to enjoy it a lot more when I'm able to have a cigar while I'm headed to work or back home.

I know Jake Plummer drives an Element, though.

Growing up, my sister and I rode in the back of the following:

Full disclosure: I almost got one of these as my first car, and was disappointed when I didn't end up getting it.

Mike Huckaspider?

I agree.

When I spot a 9-7x in traffic, it results in an involuntary facepalm.

How about the AMC Spirit AMX? It was an anemic smog-choked slug and totally not worthy of the 'AMX' treatment.