Check out the look of contempt on Keith Richards' face when she starts screeching during the Rock and Roll Circus.

"That just leaves more for the rest of us."

I hate lazy contrarianism and empty revisionism, so let's get a couple of things straight here.

Now I want to know if mushrooms can really grow in a dead body.

Is it possible to put a straitjacket on yourself?

A self-contained hour of TV is pointless? TV is only worthwhile if it's a serialized storyline?

Where was that wingnut red state where Satanists sued to put up something next to a Nativity scene? That was great.

The Commonwealth was doomed by the fact that it had little popular support, right? Most people hated the Puritans and were happy to have a king back?

Yes, he explained the plot twist because this is an article about the film, which would be rendered meaningless without discussing the plot twist.

You must be young. I remember watching a 20/20 about this. Then there was the horrorshow that was the McMartin preschool trial.

Really?

If it weren't this it would be another goddamn Great Job Internet article where they leech off another website. Or, god help us, another piece of tripe like that "The Bachelor" thinkpiece.

St. Louis just had a football team move out.

He's building some affordable housing there. After they wouldn't let him build a movie studio.

Given that presidential libraries are giant boondoggles

"Turnabout" uses the Freaky Friday plot, right? I know this because I watched the movie version, starring Carole Landis, who was even sexier than Veronica Lake and whose life was even more tragic. Anyway, the movie is honestly kind of disturbing, because for the whole film after the switch they actually dub the…

If I recall that comment thread got really interesting after it turned out Honey Boo Boo was living with a child molester.

Is there anything about my post that is not factual?

TV revivals may need to be stopped, but the return of "Bloom County" is fucking fantastic.

People like horses.