4/13/17 5:36PM

Any man who takes (let alone publicly posts) a shirtless violin picture is (hahahahahahaha whattafuckin dork) way too high-maintenance to consider.

4/13/17 4:27PM

I too have a full head worth of hair, but unfortunately it’s all located on my back.

4/13/17 4:20PM

The one that got me was the 23 year old woman working in PR who said “As a person who’s always been complimented on [my] ‘stunning beauty’ … I’d been searching for a ‘hot’ guy to match the label I had always been given,” says Young. “But after a date or two, they’ll have problems hanging out with you and then will Read more

4/13/17 4:19PM

As a non-hot woman, I fully endorse this message. Please, Dan and Benedict, consider the poor, sad, hot 21-year-olds again. We less hot 30-somethings with our horrific deformities like “a couple of gray hairs” or “boobs that are not totally perky” are bravely willing to sacrifice our potential access to your penises Read more

4/13/17 4:14PM

I treat hot women similarly. When walking down the street, I refuse to make eye contact with them, even though I can tell its what they truly desire. Sure, they may be looking into the window of Lord & Tay, but they’re really trying to read my essence. My essence is hot. But I won’t give them the chance to glimpse my Read more

12/03/16 7:45PM

So after a shit-ton of hemming and hawing and legal maneuvering, my abusive ex has agreed to consent to terminating his rights to my daughter so that my wonderful husband can adopt her. He’s going to be flying down here on Thursday (on my dime, ugh) in order to sign the paperwork. I’m also letting him see the kiddo Read more

12/03/16 7:18PM

About to host some small children for a “pancakes and pjs” Christmas party. There will be rum in my egg nog. Read more

12/03/16 4:29PM

These are kids; telling a trusted adult is not a “wasted step”, and it also allows her some accommodation from the school, so she doesn’t have to ride the same bus with him or whatnot. Give the girl a break- she did nothing wrong. No one can ever be a victim perfectly enough to meet everyone’s standards.

11/23/16 6:23PM

I don’t want to wear that face on my boobs, on my ass is different story . fart noise

11/21/16 10:20PM

Well, I called for a mental health wellness check when my neighbor started doing things like screaming Bon Jovi lyrics in the street in the middle of the night and chopping up his front porch with an ax. Your mileage may vary, but that was my experience.