ferrethead
ferrethead
ferrethead
4/13/17 11:45PM
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Once upon a time, in a faraway land, my cousin’s boyfriend’s roommate decided that I would make an OK fuckbuddy and put the hard word on, in front of everyone, while we were all pissed. When I said how about fuck no, he whipped out his wallet, took out a highly creased and stained page ripped from a Penthouse or Read more

11/02/16 11:57PM
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I strongly second lanolin nipple cream/nursing balm, whatever you want to call it.

10/12/16 7:37PM
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Grotesque sexualized violence against women being portrayed in a comedic light? What a novel concept, how very droll. Read more

9/30/16 3:23AM
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Oh god I love those calls so, so much. One time, there was a crossed line or something and I heard an elderly lady answer at the same time, so I kept quiet for a solid 10 minutes while he was going through his spiel. Before the “Windows” guy got remote access to her pc, I told the lady that the caller was a scam Read more

7/31/16 9:56PM
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I cannot match the contestants in the top photo with the faces in the next photo, for real.

7/25/16 9:00PM
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I feel exactly the same way about Canberra, minus the loving to visit bit

7/24/16 10:32PM
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Normally I don’t use glyphosate since as you said, it’s nasty stuff, but unfortunately soil disturbance just spreads the rotten stuff and my attempts at digging it out have just made it grow faster and harder. It’s under all of the established plants and to dig it out, I’d basically have to remove all of the Read more

7/24/16 8:05PM
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I love citrus trees. We have a lemonade tree and it’s lovely

7/24/16 8:04PM
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I planted 11, yes, 11 bare root roses 12 hrs after delivery last week instead of letting them dry out and die like I usually do. I’ve also planted a Korean spice viburnum which I’m hoping will make it through the winter. Quick question for the gardeners here: has anyone had any luck getting rid of Italian arum? We’ve Read more

7/24/16 7:55PM
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Send any leftovers here, I could eat an entire box of peaches, no problem

7/17/16 5:21PM
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lol and me, i don’t even need a nightlight when i need to use the bathroom at 2am

7/08/16 6:24PM
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Keep your eye out. I’ve managed to score a bottle of very, very vintage Diorama for $1 on eBay.

7/06/16 8:56PM
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Of course, if you don’t know, then it’s all good and people who get angry that you don’t know are fecking idiots. I was talking about people who DO know and refuse to tell other people and make a huge deal out of it, since they are attention whores.

7/06/16 8:50PM
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If you don’t know and don’t want to know, that’s cool, everyone likes surprises :-) I’m talking about people I know, who found out the gender and then refused to tell everyone else and made a big deal out of it, like, “Well, we know what it is, but YOU’LL ALL HAVE TO DIE FROM SUSPENSE”. It was really weird, since Read more