The condoms “it won’t baby”.

I’d also like to sell Brefass Scotch but the dumb “state” says I need a “liquor license” blah blah blah

Jalopnik: The Fragrance. A mix of motor oil, exhaust fumes, tire smoke, and decaying old-car interior.

i like saying polestar as if it rhymes with molester

Counterpoint—people who moved into condo above ours in the city, managed a club and came home to stop around at 4 AM every night? Threw trash off their balcony after we talked to them about how much this was messing with the sleep of our two kids under 3? Dickholes.

I understand why someone might find it objectionable. But that someone would still be wrong.

If this was Jezebel, the title would’ve been “Entitled White Male Harasses Chinese Woman Online, Gets What He Deserves.”

You’re not addressing the problem of WHY people have a problem with a broken car in a neighbor’s driveway. Why does it bring down property values? Why is it an eyesore? Why does it bother that person who “worked so hard” to live in a “decent area” (which means “not ‘poor-looking’” if we’re honest with ourselves).

I…

“but not if you start making my neighborhood look like the projects.”

^This right here is EXACTLY what I’m talking about.

Only appropriate that on 4th of July the American once again conquers the Brit.

I saw a Papaya Orange B7 RS4 as I was finishing a patio coffee.

I was not a fan of the Jag bit. Felt like an ad for Jag.

Harris didn’t need Top Gear... Top Gear needed Harris.

Maybe we should have Ben back here more often... what do you guys think about that?

I modified the wrong car at one point in my life, I am now devoid of any sentimental reason to cling to the hobby, I cringe at the thought of long (actually ANY) discussions with other enthusiasts.

That’s an option. Or I can go buy a car from another manufacturer that offers a manual. Ask my why there isn’t a new S3 in my garage right now...

To drift at speed you need grip, as counter intuitive as that sounds. That means that very powerful cars are set up for as much rear grip as possible hence the need for lots of power. It is a very odd sensation to be pushed into the back of your seat while going around a corner.

“Watch This Idiot Lose Control of His X-Wing as He Peels Out of Starfighters and Stim Tea”

I'll never own a supercar, so I couldn't care less if supercar production suddenly stopped. I know, I'm a terrible American.

The ladies at the club weren't sufficiently impressed until I told them that my Chevy Beretta was, in fact, a Z26.