Four hours at the dentist and your husband was mad about that?!?!? I think I’m a lightweight, but just a regular cleaning exhausts me. I’ve had two deep cleanings (which scared off two panhandlers while waiting for the train home) and had a crown placed by a big boobed dentist. I’m a straight woman, but it was…

Oh, I miss dates stuffed with goat cheese and wrapped in bacon. There used to be a tapas place that my late husband and I used to frequent that had these. Those and the patatas bravas were a must.

I’m really sorry about your kitten. My old man kitty is getting up there. His appetite is increasing and I'm just hoping it's age and not some underlying condition.

All I made this week is the feta tomato pasta... and a nervous breakdown.

I've been buying risque lingerie lately due to my weight gain and grief. If the BF wasn't sick, it would be put to use.

“Both." - my boyfriend.  He's a perv.

“That's two fingers wide!" - my boyfriend 

I do it for myself. Sometimes wearing something sexy underneath makes you feel sexy yourself. It's also a plus for the boyfriend too ;)

I’m digging the bottoms, but more to wear in private or under clothes for confidence.

A few years ago, I went on a canoeing trip with a couple of friends (one who I had to cut off because she’s a manipulative, cold-hearted cunt). We almost went to a nude beach, but half of us were not willing to disrobe. I could imagine the ex-friend taking pictures and using them as revenge porn.

It’s confusing. A the majority of Cartoon Network stuff they announce on Facebook airs on HBO Max. Like the first season of Infinity Train. I didn’t get a chance to watch it when it was on streaming on Xfinity before it expired.

My husband would try the lengua if the place offered it because he was always curious. A bad menudo incident would never convince me to try tripa again. I miss our culinary adventures. We were together for fourteen years and married for eight of those.

I’m curious too. I’ve been guilty of holding back food related intel because my partner did something to piss me off.

Speaking of tacos and secrets, I taught my boyfriend the two different sides of a tortilla that prevents a taco from falling apart without using two tortillas. Same method works to avoid mushy enchiladas. He thought it was weird (the same reaction I got from my late husband and from a sister-in-law), but I showed him…

Definitely blue. Lemonade is a close second.

Oh holy crap! I forgot about the gum.

Exactly. In 8th grade, we had this vice principal that would get angry if we didn't eat our lunch. Imagine a combo of Ms Trunchbull and Aunt Lydia. That was her. She would even chant "eat your food" while walking between tables.

I always have a sore arm from the yearly flu shots and they usually last from a week to (at worst) two months. So besides hearing from the other commenters that those who had the virus had worse side effects, this sounds like a blast when I get vaccinated. 

Yes. I asked the teachers, the vice principal and the principal. All of them said no and that it was their responsibility to feed us “nutritional” food. Yes, questionably cooked pizza and meat that’s an odd color is nutritious. We had soggy vegetables that weren’t potatoes once a week.

In primary and junior high, I had reduced price lunch. I asked if I can bring my own lunch because the school’s was really bad. The answer was no.