My sister's guinea pig peed on one of our friends' pants, and he had to borrow my father's lava-lava and wear it while we washed his pants. In retrospect, I have no idea why he didn't borrow a pair of my father's pants instead.

I really have to roll my eyes anytime a celebrity says this. Every fucking time.

I don't get it - she really doesn't. Tina Fey looks very good for her age, blah blah blah, but LiLo doesn't look THAT terrible (and I'm sure if people weren't going out of their way to hate on her, it would be entirely unremarkable). Everyone's photoshopped to hell and back anyway, so no one looks really of ANY age…

I hate to be critical of other women's bodies or faces, but this is clearly the result of substance abuse, so I think it bears mentioning. Substance abuse wrecks more the your professional and personal relationships and your behavior; it also destroys your body. She has too many enablers and handlers to hit bottom and…

Let the predictable, Lindsay bashing, "she looks older than Tina" comments commence.

I can say my own body looks like whatever I think it looks like, and I look like a 14-year-old boy with hips.

You are demoted for linking that page.

Making voting day a holiday, which it used to be and is in MANY countries. If no one has work and it's a focus of the day, folks have less of an excuse.

The million dollar question.

Make. Voting. Easier. Open the polls for a week! Encourage early voting! If you must, require ID but make that ID accessible!

I also don't get the flip side of that - people who are legit offended if someone offers them a seasonal/holiday greeting that's from a religion or culture other than their own. If a Jewish person says "happy hanukkah" to me, I think it's nice that they're sharing their own happy seasonal festivity thing with me.

NO TOLERANCE FOR COLLABORATORS, SHOW YOURSELF OUT SIR/MADAM

I used to be all about hating Christmas creep. I used to glower at the families browsing those Christmas decorations put out in early fall in lifeless sections of department stores.

That's a face I could tell all my problems to.

I think if he would stop being sexist, homophobic, racist asshole every few months then people would be quicker to move on but he keeps showing his ass so nobody believes he's a changed man.

Marv, god dammit! Stop eating the merchandise!

shes so much better than me

Disclaimer: I don't get catcalled, like, it's hardly ever happened in my life. I suspect it's a cultural/regional thing. And when I have been catcalled, it's usually been "Ugly bitch" as opposed to "Heyyy sexxy", etc.