I'm stealing "I'm going to break your nose job".

Post punch you should have given her pity face and said, "well, I guess post kids dating would be hard, baggage and all, it's better to stay..."

"When are you getting married?"

I don't think it's a small minority of men who have these views.

Yeah, but sometimes people don't feel like cooking. When I get home from school/work, I really just want to flop on the couch and watch Gossip Girl.

Yeah, I like the Lean Cuisine snacky stuff. LC overall isn't bad.

I don't eat frozen food for it's presentation, I eat it because it's done in 5 minutes.

With delicate doorknobs so we don't hurt our tiny lady hands!

Of course we need the ladies' hotel! As you can see, we are ladies, and we would like a room that caters to our lady like needs!

"Harassment is not speech, legally or morally — it's a form of assault."

Woah. I thought it was 2006 for a second there. People still write about uggs?

Well, at least it's more interesting than most wedding costumes...

"...has been linked to New Jersey"

So the people who did ads for PETA are now doing ads for PCRM?

Ehh, according to wiki more women in 3rd class survived than men in 1st class.

Exactly. What injury did she sustain? Did she lose income? She's an idiot and I really don't like her. However, she's not suing the model, she's suing the people that hired her.

Not to mention, people's situations change. Someone might have a good job and have their shit together now, but 10 years down the road, they might lose their job, develop a drinking problem, insert horrible scenario here. This is going to sound cheesey, but when situations like that arise, you really need to love the…

I bet some of the people who support this are the same people who yell about "small government" and how they don't want that darn big government interfering with their lives.

I know that. I'm not sure where I implied that all people in retail make huge money? Hence them being "1%".

Yeah, I mean, you can look at almost any field, and there will be people in that field that make bank.