It's not 100%, but it sure beats nothing.

"I'm sorry sir, we can't sell you these condoms"

I HAVE A HEAVY FLOW AND A WIDE SET VAGINA.

Pinot grigio is very drinkable

Clearly, this kid is going to turn into a serial killer. When I was 10, I heard someone say "fuck". I went on to start skinning people. It totally damaged me.

You also need a license to be a doctor. So what's your point? This really has nothing to do with people impersonating doctors, am I correct?

This makes as much sense as charging an OB/GYN with sexual assault.

What can you get for $800? Roommates.

Thanks for the clarification!

Catholics? Being sexist? I'm absolutely shocked.*

This is why I never help people.

Usually when people "cut off" their parents, they have a damn good reason for doing so. I don't think parents deserve anything if they were shitty parents.

I hate coupons. They make customers extra assholey.

That's terrible. I'm sorry.

They're probably getting paid either way.

Stores don't want people to get in and get out quickly. The more they browse the more likely it is that they'll pick up more things. It's the reason why food stores keep "staples" in the back of the store. They don't want you in and out, they want you to shop.

Mormons were unreasonable about the way a woman was dressed?! I am SHOCKED.

All of them.

Median age and income of a Vogue reader is 37 and $63/k. Not Richy McRichardsons, but absolutely above average.

What happens if you have kids and then decide you don't want them anymore? I'd be willing to bet it might happen to you.