If you're a functioning adult, you should dress like it. See, when you wear pajamas out and about and throw temper tantrums (and try to use some academic points to defend your laziness), you don't get to scream and cry that you're an adult.

Who said you needed to wear Prada? The butt hurt voices in your head?

Not people like me!! Horrors!!

Also, Bare Minerals "well rested"

Touche Eclat or GTFO

Sadly, in the US "jeans and a hoodie" IS dressing up for class. I can't tell you how many people I see in pajamas. And I don't have super early classes.

Whenever I hear "childproofing" I think "birth control".

YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD BECAUSE YOU'RE THE WORST!

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

It really does seem today that all we see is violence on movies and sex on TV. But where are those good old fashioned values? The ones we used to rely upon!

She's running for office?

My grandma thinks Pippa has a great ass. She didn't say that, she just said "The sister! She was poured *curvy hand motions* into that dress!!"

The Carrie Diaries are good. I mean, they aren't literature, but I enjoyed them. Also, One Fifth Avenue is one of my favorites.

Yup.

Do it. I am shamelessly reading them. The first one is so-so, but the second is a must read for people with no taste.

Isn't saying "oooh no, these women aren't prostitutes" kind of a judgment call on prostitutes? What's wrong with being a prostitute that it's so shameful to call a woman having sex for money one?

Too small. Hell, even SF is a bit too small for me. Fuck it, I should stick to the east coast haha

The more I read about SF, the more I realize I need to live there.

I give them an ice cube to suck.