@elvis_is_everywhere: Hah, I have fond memories of my mom running into the kitchen yelling "it's time to flip the bird!!!"

Does anyone else cook their turkey upside down?

@itsonreserve: I body snark fetuses all the time.

@lodown: Why isn't it about me? As a white straight woman, I need everything to be about me. Not just 99% of the time, but 100% of the time!

@clockwise - counter: I have long hair and I'm straight....wait is this not about me or something!?

@MinkyMankyII: But but but...white men shouldn't have to be treated like minorities or women!

It's like when Chelsea Clinton ruined people's weddings. If these people had any manners, they just wouldn't get married!

@annieoakley: I agree. I've never seen "single mom" as a socioeconomic thing, especially considering the only single mom I know is fairly well off.

@artless.dodger: The bible is also clear on facial hair, sitting in a tent in the desert when you're on your period, and not mixing fabrics.

@sarahmick: A disinterested "hmm, that's nice" is my usual tactic when people won't mind their own business.

@BuffySummers: I think they have mail now. They used to not have addresses there.

Marriage, HUH!

@BettyCrockerPunkRocker: Currently, I've been hunting Colbert, no luck yet. I saw/nodded at P. Diddy a whileee back.

Well, if she moves there, I guess I have another NJ celebrity to start stalking.

@MelissaMahoney: Love. That was my first thought!

@jenilane: You would think the tampons would be a clue.

Recently I went out to eat with my manfriend, and the maitre d' kept referring to us as Mr and Mrs Lastname. We thought it was funny, but I don't even know why he would assume that or say that. Lots of women keep their last names even if they're married. If you don't know it, don't say it.

@SwishSwishSpit: If that's the case, lets let it get worse. Maybe if cities start seeing blood baths they'll do something. Until then? Let bullied students have at it with their defense. Bring pepper spray in. Bring guns in. Lets see how far we can go until it gets taken seriously.