Fuck no, it wont make me feel better about this horrifugly dickturd of a cashgrab. It means that the assholes driving this huge blob of doucheness through the cities have more power to lose control more quickly. I am and have been a car enthusiast all my life but last night, I went to Motorworld Stuttgart and I would…

For fucks sake, don’t give them ideas. This fugly atrocious thiing is just this side of a monster truck anyway.

I really dont like the blank look of the outer rear panel where the lost looking tiny lights sit. If the big lights would have been stacked there too, it would have looked better and would have been more in line with the original.

The interior is gorgeous, just wonderful. You just can’t ever get out of it again, or you will have to look at that horrible exterior. Which is a bit of a downside in the long term, I guess.

Dude naww. That Bimmer is fugly as fugg but not THAT fuggely as fuuuuugggg.

there’s no denying that the aluminum-bodied 2020 Land Rover Defender looks cool.

Ok, dude. May you fornicate with yourself as well.

I dont mind the black plastic, just that it sits on top of the hood in such a plump way. If it would be smoothly flush with the hood, I d be totally fine with it. Unless there is an aerodynamic reason that I am unaware of, it makes no sense. Aesthetically, at least.

I will never understand why they put that double chin fat lookalike black blob on the hood. That is Multipla levels of fugliness and sticks out like a sore thumb on an otherwise ok looking car. I will take a Honda E over this any day of the week, tho.

But do you know what the misleader of the free world was doing Sunday night? Rage tweeting about musician John Legend and his wife, Chrissy Teigen

Why are the rear side windows of the 3 door version blocked off by that useless panel? Just so that they can use the same rear windows as the 5 door version?!

Ok, thats the final straw. Not her stupid reaction to that guys comment, but the clear and transparent lie afterwards. We already have a liar in the white house, we don’t need to replace that one with another one.

Uhm... I think somebody got very inspired by the B99 but it wasnt Jag.

There are few people that suck fewer than Laura Ingraham.

Allow me to hereby apply for a place in said book: Fuck amazon, I hope they go bankrupt and Jeff Bezos ends up in jail for the parasitic way they treat workers and the countries they reside in. Fuck amazon and fuck that ammoral greedy bowling ball head motherfucker to hell and back.

Your list is pretty nice but putting that plastic pop music ass clown Nicky fucking Minaj or that emotional lesbian Drake on there but no Guru, Pharoahe Monch, Talib Kweli, Gift of Gab, Q-Tip or J-Live... Come on, dude.

Merc: We have made zis yootsh pointless ugly coopay witch is shurely zee ugliest car out zere!

If she had a decent bone in her body, she would step down herself. I d be embarassed to show my blond ignorant racist ass on TV ever again if I was her (thank god I m not).

Thank you for writing this. It hits home 100% dead on and depicts exactly what will happen if anyone that isn’t Bernie or Warren is going to be elected. Same with anyone but the Green Party here in Germany. The mindstate and the people that brought us to where we are now over the last 70 years will not help us save…

May he rest in purgatory.