I unfollow anyone who does a tweet that bothers me in any way and I also unfollow anyone who retweets anything annoying into my timeline. Quitting Twitter would be ultimately be better, but this half-measure does improve the situation.

Take it from me, the Deadspin staffer with the most tweets: quitting Twitter is always a good idea.

Having attempted to boss these people around for 18 months, I can assure you they will never listen to anyone.

The true Wentz is more nuanced and complicated, with sources describing him as “selfish,” “uncompromising,” “egotistical,” one who plays “favorites” and doesn’t like to be “questioned,” one who needs to “practice what he preaches” and fails “to take accountability.”

I’ve been to new Soldier, Arrowhead, and the Edward Jones Dome in St. Louis (back when it was still a nominal NFL stadium) and Soldier was better than the dome and worse than Arrowhead from my recollection. To your larger point, most (all?) NFL stadiums are soulless monuments to to greed and billionaire welfare, so…

No one told Trestman there were four downs. 

Don’t forget about the legendary Josh “McGowan.”

Most bears fans to this day still call Alshon Jeffery “Jefferies”. smgdh

Yeah, but also, go fuck yourself

It’s gotta be the Lions...

I wouldn’t make a lasagna joke on Chicago Deep Dish pizza, because it’s clearly a sandwich.

I seriously question who THOUGHT Parkey was going to hit it. Obviously the Double-Doink was just the Flying Spaghetti Monster laughing at us for not believing in Parkey, but literally every fan I know, aside from the true meatheads, were sure he was going to miss that kick.

Malort is bad. Otherwise you are correct.

I’ve lived in Chicago for nearly my entire life, and EVERYONE has a story about Ditka being a shitty person. This one beats them all

I was with my closest friend at a packed bar here in Portland. When the inevitable failure happened, I shook my buddy’s hand, hugged his loving wife, and walked to my car.

Nobody star this.

Tourist.

Missed the WYTS deadline for this year, but four weeks ago the corporate entity that I pretend to work at while they pay me a meager wage decided to bring in a celebrity speaker to get us excited about filling out our TPS reports. Being Chicago, they hired Mike Ditka. After a painful incoherant 15 minute speech, that…

I wanted them to hire Arians and I gloat that I was right all along.  Trestman looked too much like a pedophile to be an effective coach