His last game was 1990, so she is 28. She also seems to have seen no sports movies and has extreme disdain for popular culture insofar as I can tell from the pieces of her videos I have watched, so maybe she grew up in one of those families where the parents would only let her watch Full House or something. But I feel…

No Seinfeld ever? Like, not even accidentally waiting at an oil change place or something? I didn’t know that was possible. That’s like never hearing Bruce Springsteen, even accidentally. I call shenanigans.

It’s already been done. NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!

I would just like to add the following: EAT SHIT PACKERS. Thank you for your time.

Ha, ha. Also, is the flip-flop hot dog sandwich better if it is made in Chicago or New York (definitely not St. Louis, they have weird cracker flip-flop sandwiches).

What is the worst minor annoyance?

Moneta insisted that she charge him . . . .

John Fox, is that you?

You’re an old white sportswriter. Just say “Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band” and move along.

And get your awful taste all over me? No thanks!

Marvel. Because there are a lot more good Marvel movies than Star Wars movies. Star Wars was ruined for me when Lucas was exposed as a clown-fraud with the prequels, and the new ones just feel like weird fan fiction. The Last Jedi was pretty bad, with purple hair Laura Dern and the freeing of the space horses from the…

You are by far the weirdest f*cker on this website, and that says a lot.

#27 should have been “navigating a Trader Joe’s parking lot,” which I guess would be the same as “getting hit by a car.”

Mmmm. Weird chips.

Nah, it’s pedantry. But I can agree to disagree. It is whitewashing though. If you vacate the titles instead of keeping them there with an explanation of why they are bad, you are trying to erase the bad parts of a sport’s history. Trying to hide the bad stuff is exactly what whitewashing is! Anyway, have a good…

He seems torn up about it. And since they were stripped, how do we know about them? Who won those years? It’s a total farce to whitewash this stuff. So lame and pedantic. Also, fuck Lance Armstrong, but he should be memorialized in the big dumb museum.

All a hall of fame is is a big dumb museum with petty journalists as bouncers. It is all pretty stupid when you think about it.

  “Character clauses” are stupid. If you win 7 Tour de Frances when virtually everyone is doping, you should be in the Hall of Fame. If you hit the most career home runs without ever flunking a test under the MLB rules, you should be in the hall of fame. It isn’t the “hall of very good players who were also very nice…

His legacy isn’t “complicated.” He is a huge asshole who deserves everything that is coming to him. He is a worse, more-evil version of Barry Bonds*. For some reason, only cycling fans like you and/or Outside magazine continue to have sympathy for him. I’ll never understand it.