They went back to their roots and decided to RAM IT:

It brings an irremovable smile frown to my face that arguably one of the greatest dynasties governments in American professional sports world history might be broken up by a modern day snake oil salesman.

You realize Samer is a Pats fan, right?

As a Bulls fan (different sport, I know), I also would also like to say “fuck you”. I’ll take the mouth-breathing fans everyday of the week and twice on Sundays to have a team that just dominates for a decade. Those ‘90s Bulls teams were amazing, and the fall from grace has been sad and frustrating (Fuck you, John…

And can’t “Mister” Kraft afford to put them up for the night?

But all the players are from, like, California and Texas and Florida, and the average NFL career is three years (probably less in New England, with all the ruthless cutting). This argument doesn’t make any sense.

You really need to stop pulling so many Pats fans out of the grays. It really hurts any Boston-related articles. Have a lovely day.

Holy shit. These are real? I can’t believe that Daulerio didn’t make up most of these. I am so old. God dammit.

Sure, the teams are better, but the fans are much, much, much, much, much, much, much worse. Also, the Bruins are ass.

And here I was foolishly thinking a football name couldn’t get any worse than Dick Butkus.

Chicago?

This is the best Christmas song. People forget that.

Let’s not forget he was once a judge.

Mr. Beef > Al’s > Portillo’s

I prefer the Beef Wennington, named after Canadian NBA Superstar Bill Wennington:

This seems like the first time in a while that a Republican has failed to rig something in his favor.

As a Bears fan, I love it when football reporters misspell Aaron “Rogers”. Fuck him and Brett “Farve”.

Remember when you left the lights on for that guy who got shitfaced and killed himself and his girlfriend in a drunk driving accident? All class!

I heard the U.S. isn’t attending the World Cup, too!