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Well shit, now all I want is to hear those kids swear in 4 different languages.

Warren Beatty in his prime was basically the handsomest man ever

sweet baby jesus that man is sex on a stick. i am so psyched for Girl on the Train - not because it was a good book (it wasn’t), but because unghf Justin Theroux on a big screen. hell yeah.

If boring means yoga on the beach and great sex, sign me up.

Based on both her dating history and recent choices of films, I feel like Jennifer Anniston is a much more fun-loving and free-spirited person than Brad. While he decided to settle down into a long term relationship and have a gaggle of kids while making movies like that terrible romance one from last year with his

Most peculiar, mama.

“It’s boring to sort of comment on anything else.”

If Brad Pitt wants the public to ignore his divorce he should have Terrence Malick direct it.

As annoying as I find Madonna, I do enjoy the Madonna & Rosie friendship.... And any mention of A League of Their Own.

I love that picture of Hillary and her family something fierce.

I kept my last name until we started having kids, then I changed it because everyone was calling me by my husbands last name anyways and it just made it less confusing. My husband is a different race than me and my kid looks like him, so having the same last name helps keep people from thinking I was stealing a baby.

I was waiting for this, too. Every time he said they were “nasty” ads, she just had to say, “It’s audio clips of you speaking.”

So he’s thin-skinned and volatile? Yeah, that’s an attribute you want to see in the leader of the free world.

Hillary’s n.v. use of the shoulder shimmy was inspired. I will be using it all day today.

booger sugar

“Are you ready to use your words now?”

Actually all presidential debates are split screen. But in this case, it was pure magic. It was like watching a mom with a patient but meaningful raised eyebrow waiting for her toddler to wind down after a sugar high.

Was it me or did Hillary Clinton know already that gifs would be made of her expressions during the debate while the orange freak rambled incoherently and she looked on? I could just see her looking into the camera and communicating with her eyes “can you believe this guy? Is he nuts or what”?