Ouch. Peter King just got BERN’D by Marchman.

Snakesssssss. Why did it have to be snakesssssss?

He doesn’t play for the NFL so it’s cool.

Yea. Let’s all laugh at the brain damage he almost certainly suffered.

They should ban his stupid hair indefinitely.

I hate Steve Harvey. He’s never said anything funny. And he’s a dick. I can’t believe he has a show telling women what to do, and women watch it. WTF? This guy is vile. And apparently stupid.

You’re huffing gasoline, right?

Cam would roll over in his truck if he heard this.

Oh man, world-renowned restaurants and performing arts? It’s almost like Chicago is a much larger city and St. Louis is a medium sized major league town. What losers! Gauntlet thrown down, like only the incredibly brilliant and scathing Marchman can! More Marchman posts, please!

You’re definitely smart enough to realize this and just didn’t want it to get in the way of the trolling, but for all the readers who aren’t:

Live look at 12-year-old Drew Magary:

And then Drew ran back up stairs to bed before his parents caught him and grounded him for watching football on a work night. When he got to bed, he wrapped himself in his blanket and sobbed himself to sleep.

But is there any believer more sincere than a convert? I’m sure he was looking at the history of women boxers and even WWE Divas who were flashes in the pan and couldn’t get traction. Rousey, along with VanZant, Holm and Jedrzejczyk, makes better press than Christy Martin or Trish Stratus ever did.

So it’s astonishing that he’s well-read... why exactly?

Oh my god, you mean lines in a trailer are taken out of context?

I’m Batman Satoshi.

Who in there right mind would want their name attached to Bitcoin?